https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/j826tx/arch_glorious_arch/

It's been 7 months since I started using Linux, most specifically Mint, and all
the results they promised me were evident: I was a lot faster in my computer,
got promoted at work, my IQ increased in at least 1 digit. My wife started
looking at me like a man, my erection lasted twice as long and everyone started
to respect me even if they didn't even know what Mint is. However there was
still some skepticism in my head. I refused to be an elitist because I couldn't
even understand what was happening in my body. That was until I discovered
Arch.

The level of transcendence that Arch made me reach was enough to see what
Windows and Mac users were: NPCs with no place in the world, more than being
pawns in the 3d chess that we, Linux users, are always playing.

This comment was written from an interdimensional Gentoo system managed with
the mind, so sorry if I get some spelling wrong.